Coming To You As A Woman

Go ahead and get your popcorn because this is honestly gonna be juicy and definitely hilarious. lol

*(Please disregard the wild language in this post, I am no longer a woman who indulges in such vocabulary, Lol)*

It was Sophomore year of college..well, the summer going into Sophomore year. I met this guy..we're going to call him "Contagious." (Ash, I know you're weak rn lmboo)

So, Contagious and I hit it off really well. We actually became really cool friends, we had a pretty dope connection and we had extremely in depth conversations. We'd facetime day in and day out talking about anything you could think of and we were really just becoming incredibly close. This was cool because it was something new to get my mind off of who I really wanted to be with at the time. 

Contagious did not go to my school at this point, he was going to a community college and was planning on transferring to a University. I talked about my illustrious university all the time and guess what? This dude ended up transferring to MY school for the upcoming school year lol I wasn't sure how to take that at the time because although Contagious and I were becoming really close in an intimate kind of way...I was still doing me. 

But who am I to tell someone not to do something they really had their heart set on doing? So...he transferred.  

Let's fast forward to when the school year began.. 

Contagious had arrived on campus. I didn't know because I think we had gotten into a slight argument and didn't talk for like a week (the week before school started.) Mind you, I was an Official Student Leader on campus so we were required to get there a week before all of the other students got to campus. In my head, I'm thinking " I could see this dude at any moment, will we speak? will we act like strangers?" 

The Freshman and Transfer students got there maybe like a day or two after the OSL's. They were required to get to campus a week before the rest of the student body arrived so that they could become acclimated to campus without being overwhelmed by so many people and their daily schedules. With this being said, I knew Contagious was going to be in the number. He was a Transfer student, lol. 

So, Contagious and I ended up seeing each other on the second day of their orientation.. lol. This dude actually spoke, smiled, everything. Later that evening, my guy hit the email (my phone was off..I hit a rough patch lol). It was strictly platonic..I believe he said something to the extent of "It was nice seeing you today" or something like that. I went along with it. 

A week later, Contagious and I were back like nothing happened lol this time we were more serious. He was really invested in dating me and vice versa. We began to hang out all day and everyday for the most part. He would walk me to my classes, facetime me when he was done with classes, he would always come to my room to hangout. It was never a dull moment. Contagious and I began dating soon after. Let's just put it this way, School started mid August, we were in a relationship by mid September. 

Let's fast forward a bit more..

Contagious began to have leech tendencies. He would depend on me to feed him when the cafe was closed, he would spend multiple nights in my room at a time (if you know me, you know I NEED my personal space,) he was becoming a very possessive, disrespectful and demanding type of person and I felt like I was the more headstrong in the relationship. Granted, I was becoming a bit clingy but honestly, I was just happy someone actually wanted to be with me. lol I was investing time, feelings, money etc in this dude so why not? 

It was the end of September, my friends and I decided to throw a slight kickback in my friends' suite. Let's just say, once people found out this was happening it got deep EXTREMELY quick. It was so full of people to the point where the floor in her suite was becoming flooded with water from the washing machine being that there were too many people in the suite. The floor was sort of caving in. Contagious and I weren't on the best of terms but I don't think we had broken up yet. 

So here's where it gets interesting... all of my friends and I are just enjoying our night, doing us. The kickback is lit. We are definitely T'DDD at this point. Everyone's talking, laughing, dancing, taking shots...really just enjoying themselves and then...Contagious and the Contagious Klan comes rolling in. 

So i'm chilling not paying him any mind..doing me. About an hour later I see Contagious talking to this girl on the wall (we're gonna call her, Becka). If you knew me my sophomore year of college then you'd know I was a VERY confrontational person. I did not care about ANYONE'S feelings. So, I walk up to Contagious and Becka because although Contagious and I weren't talking and on rocky terms...it was still too soon for you to be entertaining anyone else. Like come on now. Mind you I was also lit...

When I walk up to Contagious and Becka on the wall, my attention was directly on Contagious. I didn't pay Becka any mind. I look at Contagious dead in his face and I'm like "What are you doing ?!" 

This infested creature decides to say "Who are you?" so I'm looking around because I just know lil bruh isn't talking to me. I said "Nigga What?!!?...The same Vagina you were slurping and slobbing on two nights ago" He looks dumbfounded and Becka is like "What? Oh my God!" I'm like "Yes MA"AAAM! Contagious, Please dont ever in your life try to act like you don't know me because I will embarrass you every time." and then I walked off before either of them could say anything else. I wasn't upset at her because why should I have been ? lol  

I go into my friends room, because at this point I just wanted to just forget about what just happened and get even more lit. It was no need to get physical because everyone was having a great time, I didnt want to ruin that. And I'm definitely not about to fight over ANY dude. 

 I'm with my friend and I'm telling her what just happened and then we hear a knock at the door...so we open the door and.... it's Becka. At this point I'm WEAK. So Becka is like "I honestly just wanted to come to you as a woman and ask what's going on between you and Contagious, because him and I are involved and I'm beginning to have deep feelings for him" Becka was VERY respectful so I wasn't gonna unleash the beast because that wasn't necessary lol It was over for good when I saw him in another girls' face from the jump. I just went up to them because I was lit and was down for whatever to be completely honest. 

At this point, I'm like yeah, whatever Contagious and I had going on is completely ski because he was obviously doing him being that this girl is talking about "feelings." I decided to tell her what was up. I told her how long Contagious and I had been kickin' it, I didn't bash him like I could've, I told her how he was a great person and how if she wanted to be with him then do that but beware of the situation that literally just happened before your eyes lol. If you want to continue to pursue someone who's introducing you to MESS from the JUMP then by all means, do you. 

After this night Contagious began to kiss my tail on an extreme level...I wasn't paying him any mind. It was definitely a whole dub. 

And just like that, I took my jersey off the hanger and threw it back on because Nas was officially back in the game. Lol

Contagious and I no longer speak at all for various reasons.

Becka and I have become really close and we're great friends. She's totally a sweetie pie. I love her life lol 

I might tell you all why he's named Contagious one day, but until then...

Beware of leeches,

-Nas